Long Legs and a Whole Lot More
Posted in Uncategorized, Wine Appreciation on January 19th, 2007 by annette
Gotta Have Those Legs?
Now that I have your attention, let’s talk a little about wine tasting terms. Here’s a question: Have you ever been to a wine bar when someone says “Wow, this wine has long legs?” and think “what the heck does that mean?” Here is how the term “legs” is defined in The Oxford Companion to Wine”, 2nd ed., pg 403: “…tasting term and alternative name for the TEARS left on the inside of a glass by some wines.” The definition for tears, on page 694, is this :”…tasting term used to describe the behaviour of the surface liquid layer that is observable in a glass of relatively strong wine….These traces of what look like particularly viscous driplets are also sometimes called ‘legs’, and give some indication of a wine’s alcoholic strength.”
Meaningful Wine Descriptors?
So, legs can give some indication of the amount of alcohol in a wine and this may be of some interest if one is attempting to characterize a “big-bodied” Pinot or an “ultra-ripe” Zinfandel. In the end, although this term is well-defined, it really is not important. There are wine descriptors, however,  that are commonly used in modern wine criticism with seeming importance, but are ill-defined.  Here’s a sampling of these descriptors (I lifted these descriptors from two well-known, recently issued glossy wine magazines): ”muscular”, “fleshy”, “energetic”, “racy”, “big-boned”, “easygoing”, “lively”, “angular”, “flabby”, “full-bodied”, “lean”, “poised”, “plump”, “tense”, “mellow”, “supple”, “thin”, “graceful”.  These terms are kind of anthropomorphic, but the bigger point I want to make here is what do these terms mean and do they carry the same implication they would for humans? For instance, if a woman in this day and age is called “big-boned” it is not necessarily a compliment and could be taken as an insult, but describing a wine as “big-boned” means what exactly? Is that a good or bad thing?? (I’m not exempt here, by the way. I know I use the word “flabby” all the time to describe mostly chardonnay that is low in acidity. Buy my “flabby” may not be someone else’s — is your wine flabbier than my wine? yuck).
Many folks — Ann Noble — most notably, have worked very hard over the years to standardize wine descriptors so that most in the industry know what it means when a taster describes a wine as offering “blackberry” flavors or “smoky” aromas. That is a great beginning, but there are definitely other characters in wine that obviously need descriptors. Should they be standardized? Is it even possible to do that? In the meantime, how does one interpret current wine criticism?

Ew, fungus! The word might conjure itchy gym-worn feet or that black mold growing in the shower. Or what about mildew, slimemolds, water molds, and all of those other nasty little things? But you might also be surprised that the lowly term “fungus” includes tasty treats as well.
reproduce by sporulation, and include the likes of molds & mildews, yeasts and mushrooms. Fungi feed themselves by breaking down organic matter and in turn help other organisms to flourish by doing so. For instance, many mushrooms are “wood rotters”, ie, they are often found growing on either dying or dead trees or branches and essentially break down the wood to make its components biologically available to other organisms. Yeasts, too, serve a similar purpose: they digest carbon-rich sugars and turn them ultimately into ethanol, carbon dioxide and heat through a number of very complicated biochemical processes. With wine or beer, fortunately enough, we have learned how to harness the potential of yeasts and then to preserve the resulting product to create enjoyable and tasty beverages (in nature, if left on it’s own, ethanol would quickly break down, with the help of bacteria, into, among other things, acetic acid, aka “vinegar”.)Â
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